The next likely PM of the UK, former Manchester Mayor Andy Burnham has made his first speech outlining some of his ideas:
- Prefabs to kickstart a council housing boom.
- Building Anderson shelters in every back garden so illegal immigrants can be moved out of hotels
- Rationing to do away with foodbanks.
- National service to prepare the UK for the threat from Russia.
- A new No 10 next to Poundstretchers on a council estate somewhere 'up North'.
- The return of those bad-boys the Milibands.
- Making Liam Gallagher the UK's goodwill ambassador to the EU.
- A new devolved parliament building off the M6 at junction 25 near Wigan.
- Raising the profile of women's Rugby League to promote a new 'Sporting Life' for Britain.
- Making the Eccles cake and Parkin the national buns to be featured on twenty pound notes.
I wonder what the ladies on Tek Me Owt would make of it?