Burnham's 10-Year Plan

FNN has obtained a copy of new UK PM Barmy Burnham's 3-point, 10-year plan:

1. Avoid getting a real mandate from the British people by holding a general election.
2. Spend lots of public money nationalizing everything in sight to reverse the 1980s.
3. Try to last for at least 2 years before being booted out at the next general election.

That's all Folks!