Cadburys is to stop making chocolate after demand for the product fell despite someone being found who claimed it tasted great.
A spokesperson told FNN:
People in the UK loved Cadburys chocolate but after we stopped using milk, sugar and cocoa in our products, consumers have abandoned the brand saying it doesn't taste like the chocolate they remember or in fact like anything at all.
This is a common problem in the UK as brands are acquired by foreign conglomerates who mess with the recipes.
The same thing happened with Victory Vs, Andrews Liver salts and Rose's Lime Juice.
EU spokesperson Ursula Von Richthofen blamed Brexit:
Since the UK left the EU, all their food tastes horrible. But that's what you get for holding a referendum and being stupid enough to accept the result. Something the EU does not recommend.
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