The makers of the the triangular Toblerone chocolate bar have been accused of racism after they decided to axe their 'dark chocolate' flavour.
According to Sky News:
The original Toblerone bar was invented in 1908, with the dark chocolate version launched in 1969.
Now only white and milk chocolate flavours will be available.
Wolfie Smith, beret wearing leader of the Tooting Popular Front Against Racism, told FNN:
Power to the people!
We call on all comrades to boycott buying Toblerone's racist milk and white chocolate flavours.
Let's stick it to the man!
Clearly, in the words of Erroll Brown (RIP), what the makers of Toblerone are saying to consumers is:
I don't want no spook in my family
Get it, no spook in my family