Scottish Loser becomes a Hit

Scottish loser Rab C Nesbitt hits the bigtime.

Following on from the success of Scottish postman Nathan Evans who started the online sea-shanty craze, Scottish loser Rab C Nesbitt has hit the big time in the real world with his new See-You-Shandy craze.

The idea is that you have a few Bevys down the pub - then when you're really well-oiled you hit the streets of Govan and give the first person you see the traditional Govan greeting: A head butt.

Rab told us:

All this see-you-shandy craze is messin' wi' ma heed. Now I cannae have a bevy without some numbskull goin' see-you-shandy an all that malarky. I've had to disguise ma sel' by putting a fleece over ma string vest. Even Ella doesnae recognize me nae mare.

This craze will probably have the same short life as the ice-bucket challenge and the one where you slap some stranger in the face just because it will look way cool in a Tik-Tok video or on your Instagram feed.

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