SpaceX Setback

Mysterons gleeful

The MSM reacted with glee that Musk's latest SpaceX launch had experienced a malfunction.

Sky News reported:

In just two years' time, the SpaceX Starship is due to land people on the surface of the moon – and if you believe Elon Musk, embark on a mission to Mars.

So it's a significant setback for the rocket to explode so spectacularly - and publicly - for the second time - in as many months.

Apparently Musk is a dangerous fantasist for thinking that man could reach Mars and would have been better off if his rocket had exploded 'privately' out of sight of the media.

The elusive Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons - Olaf Hurtigruten - told FNN:

Another setback for Elon ... another victory for the Mysterons!

He will never manage to colonize Mars as we will destroy every innovation he attempts.

Innovation is the enemy of maintaining the status-quo of our world domination.


Whoooohahahahaha!

He then used his powers of matter-transference to turn a tomato into a pumpkin.

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