The safe return of astronauts from the ISS by Elon Musk's SpaceX has incensed the Mysterons.
The elusive Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, told FNN:
Musk's continued successes in space that will inevitably lead to his invasion of Mars must be stopped!
We have re-ignited our domestic terrorism initiative JLM (Just Loot More) to attack Musk's businesses to stop him innovating and uncovering US government waste.
JLM has started by burning Teslas, their charging units and dealerships threatening individual Tesla owners and ordinary peoples' jobs.
But we won't stop there.
The world's most successful private rocket company must also be stopped so we are warning Musk to give up on his un-American dreams to reach Mars and go back to boring holes in the ground.
Whooooohahahahaha!
He then turned a tomato into a twinkie using his powers of matter transference.