The 394 feet high spaceship named Starship is the latest from Elon Musk's SpaceX company and could one day power flights to Mars.
Musk was reported as saying he was "optimistic" that the first human mission to Mars could leave Earth in 2024, and land on the Red Planet in 2025. His SpaceX company is already stocking up on frozen pizzas to feed the first astronauts on their way to Mars.
However, FNN received this message from the Davos-based, matter-reversing Mysterons:
We have told Elon before that we welcome SpaceX missions to Mars but we guarantee that if Elon Musk arrives on our planet and starts digging loads of tunnels with his Boring Company, we will apply our matter-reversing technology on him and turn him into a Mars bar.
This is the voice of the Mysterons.
Sir Richard Branson was not available for comment.
**UPDATE** 17 April 2023
The launch of the Starship was postponed today due to a 'technical error' but we at FNN know better.
Elon Musk tweeted 'Guess what? I have been turned into a Mars bar!'