New Way to Generate Heat

Fill out claim form for winter fuel payment

Sky News reports that following the Labour Government scrapping the UK's winter fuel payment for many pensioners:

Older people are having to fill out a 243-question form to access pension credit and winter fuel payments - a task that will be "daunting" for some, charities have said.

While some claim that the form is not that different to most other forms for Government assistance, FNN has seen some of the questions that include:

  • who is the president of Turkmenistan?
  • where where you when Greggs introduced their bacon roll?
  • what is the first line of the Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s song “WAP”?
  • how do you make a chicken tarka?

The good thing about the form is that the effort required to fill it in will raise the average person's temperature by 1 degree, providing some much needed warmth to a chilly pensioner.

Oh and you are not allowed to smoke while completing the form.

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