A Norwegian MP has nominated Elon Musk for the Nobel Peace prize.
According to Politico:
...the billionaire X owner and Tesla founder was picked as the top choice by Norwegian libertarian MP Marius Nilsen for his “adamant defense of dialogue, free speech and [enabling] the possibility to express one’s views’ in a continuously more polarized world,” adding that Musk’s tech companies had helped “make the world a more connected and safer place.”
The bald head of the Davos-based Mysterons, aka the Hood, is furious.
He told FNN:
There is no way that Musk can be eligible for this prize given his stance on invading Mars.
Mind you no-one takes that prize seriously anymore as anyone can get it and peace has very little to do with it.
But, cowering earthlings, we are warning you, come the Great Reboot you will own nothing and wish you had never provoked the Mysterons.
Whoooohahahaha!
Previous Nobel Peace Prize nominees have included: Russian President Vladimir Putin (nominated in 2020), Joseph Stalin (1945 and 1948) and Adolf Hitler (1939).
Previous peace prize winners have included President Obama, fondly known as 'Obomber' outside of the USA.