The Biden administration has denied the news that President Putin of Russia is backing Biden over Trump in the 2024 election.
Putin said that he preferred Biden as a more experienced and predictable politician over Trump.
A spokesperson explained:
You see by publicly backing Biden and putting all his online trolls and hackers into action to back Biden's bid for re-election, Putin is launching another dastardly Russian plot to influence the 2024 voters.
If the American people are persuaded that Biden is backed by Putin and voters are being swayed by a new Russian disinformation campaign, they may decide to vote for Trump instead, which is what Putin really wants.
These Russians are damned clever!
But what can you expect from a President who was formerly a member of the KGB and enjoys Judo?
Unlike our Presidents who are clean as a whistle, none of whom have had anything to do with the CIA, and most of whom enjoy their slippers and a hot cocoa in front of a roaring fire powered by fracked gas subsidized by the US taxpayer.
Except JFK of course, who clearly enjoyed 'poontag' before somebody shot him.