Thor the Walrus, who is currently visiting Scarborough on the NE coast of England, was arrested on Saturday night after getting hammered following a night of clubbing in the town.
Poilce found Thor passed out in an alley behind a club surrounded by discarded thongs and condoms, empty sardine cans and fish and chip wrappers.
Thor was last seen having a kip on a beach in Hampshire after a skinful at a pub in Portsmouth.
A police spokesperson told FNN:
Due to climate change, walruses are coming much further south to party at New Year. So we have to be very careful given the size of those tusks and how they wave them around when the Beatles I am the Walrus plays at the discos and they have been snorting coke in the bathroom.