Russian female cosmonaut Anna Kikina is to be the subject of a new Barbie doll to support their "You can be whoever you want" campaign.
Anna will be supplied in an astronaut suit and with a mass of plaited hair, making her one of the foxiest Barbies yet. She will become the fourth Russian woman in space when she joins the ISS next year.
A spokesperson for the POTUS told FNN:
We are not sure that a Russian cosmonaut is an appropriate role model for our young, all-American girls. After all, they might grow up to become hackers and interfere with our elections.
The President of the International Space Station (PISS), Bill "Battler" Heslop told FNN:
This is a f**kin great advertisement for the ISS and to encourage women to get out of the kitchen and into space.
The only thing I don't get is how will they fit all Anna's hair under her space helmet?