A leading doll-maker is rumoured to be considering a new range of inspirational 'barbie-likes' following the launch by Mattel of new Barbie dolls celebrating inspirational women.
FNN has learned that the list of inspirational barbie-likes includes:
- Quasimodo - an inspiration to bell ringers
- Old White Man - an inspiration to woke-warriors
- Farage - an inspiration to Brexiteers and the 'debanked'
- Avatar - an inspiration for minoritised 'blue people'
- MTG - an inspiration to conspiracy theorists
The MTG doll is a special version that also allows you to pull a string in the doll's back to get an inspirational message such as:
- kiss my ass David
- fuck off Emily - how about that?
The MTG doll will also allow you to download new messages into its onboard memory as the real MTG comes up with them. Bonus!