Lynx, maker of the mens deodorant that can clear an elevator if you are exposed to it, is being threatened with a class action lawsuit by women who claim that the aroma causes them to behave in a deranged and uninhibited manner.
Lynx denies that their deodorant contains any kind of secret additive to influence female behaviour.
One participant in the lawsuit told FNN:
I was visiting my father in law - he's in my COVID support bubble - when I got a waft of Lynx which caused me to scream "Bom-chicka-wah-wah", expose my breasts and tear off his trousers.
I then proceeded to slobber all over his leather thong rather like they do in those disgusting, but curiously exciting, Pot Noodle adverts.
Yes it was a lot of fun... but who needs that kind of excitement in their lockdown life?
A Lynx spokesperson told us:
Any allegation that Lynx causes this kind of behaviour is just wishful thinking. Bom-chicka-wah-wah. I should coco.
EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen commented:
Lynx is banned in the EU and in any case you can't translate Bom-chicka-wah-wah into German. I've tried it.