The Falklands Welcomes...

...Las Iguanas frozen food!

Source: https://news.sky.com/story/iceland-set-to-open-store-in-falklands-and-become-first-uk-high-street-retailer-on-islands-13583914

At last it has become clear why Argentina wants the Falklands back:

Iceland is opening store there!

Sky News reports:

Iceland has confirmed it will open a store on the Falkland Islands, becoming the first UK high street brand to operate there.

The store's opening promotional offers are rumoured to include:

  1. Argentinian puma steaks (5 for £20 with stripey shirt offer)
  2. Argentinian corned beef (a jumbo can for £3.50)
  3. Buenos-Aires tapas (a heat-up selection for £7.50)
  4. Patagonian lama steaks (with exclusive lama-fur beanie offer)
  5. A new French frankfurter branded the 'Exocet' which is claimed to explode in your mouth

Iceland's Falklands freezers will be supplied by what is known as a supply-chain 'task force' that will sail every 3 months from the UK.

This is the first step in the Falklands becoming Argentina's premier shopping destination.

Next stop a Westfield mall!

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