Barmy Baristas & Empty Shelves

No more $6 lattes - they'll soon be $10

The New York Post reports:

[https://nypost.com/2025/11/21/business/starbucks-barista-strike-expand-after-nyc-mayor-elect-zohran-mamdanis-boycott-call/]

Starbucks barista strike expands nationwide days after NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani’s boycott call

According to a Zoltar tweet: making NYC affordable means an end to unfair labor practices and a living wage for our workers.

Which is all very commendable but is certain to raise the cost of lattes which in turn could lead to social unrest amongst the coffee-drinking classes.

A $6 latte is set to become a $10 latte unless it's the new gigantesco latte that is served in a bio-degradeable bucket.

The problem really is that baristas are one of the few jobs on the increase in New York as there is not much else to do except become a delivery driver or a hedge-fund manager.

To cope with the demand, The Starbucks University in Seattle (WA) now offers a Masters in Baristaship Administration, a popular new MBA.

Meanwhile...

[https://nypost.com/2025/11/20/business/meadow-lane-faces-death-threats-huge-demand-in-first-days/]

A swanky new grocer in downtown Manhattan has been getting death threats over its stratospheric prices – even as the shop was forced to briefly shutter this week after its shelves were emptied by a customer frenzy, The Post has learned.

Meadow Lane, a posh store in Tribeca at 355 Greenwich St., has drawn such massive crowds since it opened last Friday that it was forced to impose quotas on goods. Those include $625 tins of Siberian caviar, $65 bottles of extra virgin olive oil, $74 containers of matcha powder and gluten-free chicken nuggets priced at $15 per half dozen.

The Siberian caviar (the up-market Oligarch brand) is presumably popular with residents of Brighton Beach (aka Little Odessa).

Sounds like Seinfeld's soup-Nazi is back and New Yorkers can't get enough.

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