One and Done

Trump introduces new military tactic

US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth praised President Trump's use of a new military tactic called 'one and done' on Iran.

A spokesperson explained:

The President learned the 'one and done' tactic while working a shift at McDonalds during the election.

It refers to the need to only flip a burger once to ensure it is fully cooked.

He is also a big fan of another McDonalds phrase: If there's time to lean there's time to clean.

What a guy!

Chair of the US joint chiefs of staff, General Dan "Ragin' Raisin" Caine, told FNN:

One and done. Not a lotta people know that.

MAGA ladies are know sporting a new t-shirt with a B-52 bomber profile pointing down at an invitation to Bust my Bunker!

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