President-elect Trump's pick for Secretary of Defense - Pete Hegseth - is under fire for threatening to 'nuke' the Senate if they get in his way to being appointed to the post.
He also said he would 'waste' anyone who voted against him and like Colonel Kurtz, vowed to clean up the 'horror' of a US military establishment filled with 'grocery clerks' by terminating them all with 'extreme prejudice'.
So Trump is rumoured to be considering blonde-bombshell Marjorie Taylor-Greene (MTG) instead after she famously told Chinese Premier Xi-Jinping to 'kiss my grits', which, apparently, the Premier was keen to do as it promises to be much better than attending a US Presidential dinner catered by KFC.
Former UK Foreign Secretary (and PM) David 'Brexit' Cameron was also invited by MTG - who is known as a specialist in international diplomacy - to 'kiss my ass'.