In an attempt to smear Elon Musk - the man who let the DOGE out - there has been a backlash against Tesla cars in the USA that has set the stock price tumbling.
Now the Tesla company is worth a little bit less than Poland.
FNN contacted Olaf Hurtigruten - the elusive Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons - who told us:
Many Tesla owners are finding that their expensive EVs have been turned into toasters.
We have used our powers of matter transference to make Teslas toast!
Cowering earthlings you will never beat the Mysterons and Elon will never get to Mars.
Whooooohahahahahaha!
Meanwhile President Trump has himself bought a Tesla from the car company he calls "Elon's baby" (his 14th?) and has condemned the antics of BLM (Buy Legacy Motorcars) activists outside Tesla showrooms.