The Platinum Card

Move over green card...

In his speech to Congress, President Trump announced:

And today, interest rates took a beautiful drop, big beautiful drop - it's about time. And in the near future, I want to do what has not been done in 24 years: balance the federal budget. We are going to balance it. With that goal in mind, we have developed in great detail what we are calling the gold card, which goes on sale very, very soon. For $5 million, we will allow the most successful job-creating people from all over the world to buy a path to U.S. citizenship.

FNN has learned that there is also a Platinum Card in the works and that this card, which has a $1 million annual fee plus a 10% discount coupon on a new Tesla purchase, gives the card holder the automatic right to be a citizen not only of the USA but also of:

  • Western Ukraine
  • Canada (the 51st state)
  • Greenland

The card also confers unlimited free travel through the Panama Canal via the Gulf of America.

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