News that the Trump administration is considering bribing Greenlanders with between $10-100K to agree to become the next US state has prompted a petition in the UK to ask for the same thing.
A petition spokesperson told FNN:
Why should only Greenlanders get the dosh?
If Trump gave me $100K to join the USA, I say go for it!
That could buy me a caravan in Benidorm so I can leave these septic isles for good!
The Trump administration is also investigating offering Scotland the same deal so it can be turned into a giant golf course surrounding a new R C Nesbitt theme park.