Following J D Vance's humiliation of Europe at the Munich Security Conference, EU leaders have finally admitted they need help.
The EU has confirmed it will pay the USA $1 trillion to have the DOGE team come over and audit the EU, just as long as the DOGE team does not include either Nigel Farage or Victor Orban.
A spokesperson welcomed this EU initiative:
DOGE is proving a big hit in the USA so why not export its talents overseas?
At the moment we have the EU, the Ukraine, North Korea and Joe Biden in our sights for the full DOGE treatment.
We expect DOGE to become a real money-spinner for the US Treasury, almost as good as Quantitative Easing.
As an expert in rooting out DEI 'crap', DOGE could save the EU millions of Euros and deliver an ROI of at least -1000%.