The EU's rule-of-law chief has characterized Elon Musk as a “promoter of evil" - apparently for helping 'villains' around the world - something the Mysterons agree with.
Olaf Hurtigruten, the Mysterious Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons told FNN:
We agree with the EU.
Just because he can catch his rocket boosters so they can be reused and has announced automated electric taxis makes no difference.
He will never get to Mars because we will stop him with our powers of matter transference.
Whooooohahahahaha!
Olaf then turned a banana into a tin of Milo, the popular chocolate-flavored vitamin drink.