Elon Musk has accepted the challenge of newly elected Venezuelan President Nicholas Maduro to a fight even though Maduro is bigger and reputed to have a mean left hook.
If I win, he resigns as dictator of Venezuela. If he wins, I give him a free ride to Mars. — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 31, 2024.
But the Mysterons are not happy. The obscure Norwegian leader of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, told FNN:
We do not want any Venezuelan dictators here on Mars so this is just another example of Musk threatening the territorial integrity of our planet.
If Musk proceeds with his 'cracker in Caracas' we will have no other option than to destroy him and Maduro using our powers of matter transference.
Whoooohahahahaha!
He then turned a banana into a pork pie.