Olympic Fuck-Fest

It's not all about sport

According to Sky News:

...the director of the Paris 2024 Olympic and Paralympic villages Laurent Michaud told Sky News in March that they are even dishing out 300,000 condoms to make sure "that everybody will have what they are expecting and what they need".

That, and the fact that the disposable cardboard beds have been scientifically tested by their Japanese manufacturers to support regular humping, means that this is likely to be the most sexualized games ever.

A spokesperson explained:

We used specially equipped consenting robots to test our cardboard beds before they were sent to Paris for use by randy, condom-equipped athletes.

I'm pleased to say our beds proved able to withstand every position in the Kama-Sutra and they don't creak like normal beds. Bonus!

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