Aircraft Carriers Doomed

Houhti leader warns West

The despot Houthi leader Titan, ruler of Titanica and commander of the elite naval force the Aquaphibians, has warned the West that it's aircraft carriers are sitting ducks for its new weaponry.

The foxy, but mute, Titanican spokesperson Marina explained via thought-transference:

We have trained our new AI-powered Mechanical Fish with the ability to instantly recognise rudders and propellors.

These MFs loiter in the ocean waiting for an aircarft carrier to pass overhead.

They then do a kamikaze strike on the ship disabling its propulsion and steering so it becomes a sitting duck for a massed drone strike to sink it.

The process has already been proven recently when it was applied to the Royal Navy carrier, HMS Stuckinport.

Admiral Nelson was not available for comment.

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