In order to recruit more teachers, as there is a shortage in the UK, the department of education and skills is considering new measures to encourage people of all persuasions to train as a teacher:
- you can change your identity whenever you want (limited to one change per term)
- you can claim to be whatever colour you want (even Avatar blue)
- you will be automatically assigned your own personal OnlyFans account
A spokesperson explained:
In order to attract more teaching talent we need to follow the lead of Arizona in the USA by bowing to current cultural mores.
All students that are taught by a specific teacher will be automatically subscribed to their teacher's OnlyFans account to ensure a cohesive educational experience for everyone. Bonus!