The Department of Education (DoE) has decided to rename Universities to reflect their actual purpose in our modern world.
So the University will be renamed the Unidoxy to acknowledge the fact that it should only reflect the current orthodoxy of the time.
There is no place in the Academy of the Unidoxy for any kind of independent or divergent thought or for that matter anything that is not trending on Twitter or liked on Facebook.
Student Unions will be instructed to block any activity on campus that does not conform to the core principles of The Tooting Popular Front (Founder: Wolfie Smith). Anyone from the patriarchy, including J K Rowling, will be banned from campuses.
Every Academic will be required to have either a Facebook or Twitter account on which they can be trolled and exposed to death threats just for expressing their own opinion - if it is not already censored by these non-publishers of user content.
Naturally, this will also involve a drastic reduction in the number and range of courses offered by Unidoxies. Practically everything currently taught will be removed and replaced by a single course: Newspeak - How to Communicate in the Modern World.