Viagra Sales Shoot Up

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Men who take drugs for erectile dysfunction (ED), such as Viagra, may reduce their risk of Alzheimer's disease, a study suggests.

A carefully designed scientific test has revealed that taking Viagra may help with reducing the onset of Alzheimers.

Men with ED were faced with a zaftig naked blonde offering them 'intimacy'.

Those who took Viagra instantly remembered where their pills were located, took them and got stuck in whereas those who did not take Viagra couldn't even remember where their dick was.

Viagra is turning out to be a wonder drug for seniors and the makers are also conducting tests to see if it can roll-back the menopause, reduce the impact of Horlicks addiction and stop all those noisy farts in the morning.

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