A scientist responsible for the development of the Pfizer COVID vaccine has revealed that more shots will be needed to ensure the efficacy of their vaccine in combating covid.
The original two shots will not be enough to cope with the various mutations emerging so Pfizer is now recommending that we are vaccinated every month and has launched its COVID subscription service that costs only $19.95 a month to supply a little blue covid vaccine pill that can be taken with water, instead of a jab.
A spokesperson for Pfizer told us:
Our new blue covid vaccine pill taken monthly will ensure that your vaccination keeps up with all the emerging variants and protects you all year round. For men the added benefit is that the new pill also helps to cure erectile dysfunction.
We are working on a special pink pill for women that delivers covid protection plus a 99.9% guarantee of multiple orgasms.
A spokesperson for Cosmopolitan magazine commented:
Pfizer's new pink pill could be the biggest event in female sexual liberation since the introduction of the vibrator.