Cool Planets

Who would have guessed

Scientists have discovered dozens of possible planets that could be cool enough for life, these include:

  • Discotron - a planet that orbits to a disco beat
  • Flareon - a planet that emits flared solar flares
  • Sphincter - a 'black-hole' planet that can suck and blow simultaneously

A spokesperson told FNN:

These planets are definitely cool enough to support life, daddy-oh!

This is so exciting that Boney M are rumoured to be thinking of re-releasing their classic song Daddy Cool to celebrate the discovery:

She's crazy like a fool/What about it Daddy Cool

RIP Frank Farian.

 

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