L 98-59 d

Mysterons using planet as toxic tip

Source: https://news.sky.com/story/stinky-molten-planet-spotted-by-astronomers-with-surface-not-unlike-visio

Sky News reports:

'Stinky' molten planet spotted by astronomers with surface not unlike vision of hell

The planet, named L 98-59 d, is covered with magma and ​enveloped by a noxious and fiercely hot, sulfur-rich atmosphere.

The elusive Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olav Hurtigruten, has explained why the planet has an atmosphere of around 10% hydrogen sulfide:

The Mysterons have used this planet for centuries to dump toxic waste in order to keep Mars clean.

All the waste is burned up immediately in its atmosphere ub it does mean the planet is a bit qhiffy!

Whoooohahahahahaha.

He then turned a pickled egg into a cheesburger with his power of matter transference.

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