A massive column of some 8000 people is walking through Mexico to the USA to try to get over the border ahead of talks between the USA and Mexico to resolve what the US State department called an unprecedented irregular migration in the Western Hemisphere.
FNN has learned that former President Trump is being blamed for this latest 'insurrection' on the US border.
A spokesperson told FNN:
If Trump had built the wall he promised, this latest insurrection would never have happened. But he didn't and it has.
In any case, our information is that all these people are not trying to get into the USA but merely on their way to a Taylor Swift concert.
We are considering all kinds of innovative solutions to the crisis including diverting the whole column to the Ukraine as conscripts to fight for democracy as we have run out of money for the weapons needed to kill Russians.
Before leaving the US, immigrants will offered training to drive the 4x4s being donated to Ukraine by the Mayor of London and given their own tent by the Mayor of San Francisco.
Immigration Czar Kamala Harris was unavailable for comment as she seems to have disappeared.