The Axios report A radical plan for Trump’s second term claims that Trump intends to deport millions and build new holding centres to manage the flow of migrants in and out of the USA.
The report cites anonymous sources but here at FNN we know who these sources are!
So we contacted the bald head of the Davos-based Mysterons aka The Hood for his comment:
Cowering earthlings! Yes we have been contacted by the next Trump administration to discuss building holding cenres for illegal migrants here on Mars.
We are open to the idea as long as Elon Musk is not involved. Whooooohahahahah!
A spokesperson for the former Obama administration told FNN:
Trump will have to work hard to beat the record of former President Obama, the Nobel Peace prize winning 'deporter in chief'.
And Obama was nowhere near the number of deportations that took place under the Bush and Clinton administrations so go figure what this is really all about.