Bankxit

NatWest boss apologises to Farage and offers new account

The written apology to Nigel Farage from NatWest Group CEO Alison Rose, over his recent de-banking, includes the offer of 'alternative banking arrangements at NatWest.'

FNN has learned that Farage is to be offered a new account:

  • denominated in Euros
  • with a negative interest rate
  • a rainbow logo 'Go Henry-like' credit card with a £50 limit that is not valid in the EU
  • no ATM card as this is a cashless account
  • that mandates branch-based banking only with all transactions confirmed by post

The bank's apology also acknowledged Farage's specific status as a 'Politically Exposed Person'.

In case there is any further misintepretation by the MSM, FNN would like to point out that Mr Farage is not in fact a 'flasher' but merely someone who has exposed himself to the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, unlike the majority of politicians these days.

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