The Biden administration has established a new NGO called Just Stop Breeding that will be headed up by the newly appointed Population Reduction Czar, VP Kamala Harris (Catchphrase: It's all happening! - that she stole from Danny Boon).
An alphabet spokesperson for JSB told FNN:
The VP has rightly claimed that population reduction is a core pillar of our nation's climate-change initiatives.
JSB will offer free condoms, morning-after pills, chemical castrations, hysterectomies and abortions to anyone who applies for aid.
Priority for JSB aid will be given to white people, Christians and anyone who voted for Trump in the last election.
After all, we could do without any more of those deplorable banjo-picking hillbillies. Am I right?
FNN has learned that the NGO has been generously seed-funded by: The Spare Change Foundation, the Mork and Mindy Mates Foundation and 'The Hood', reclusive Hungarian leader of the Davos-based Mysterons and architect of the Great Reboot 2030.