Mysterons Grant Revealed

Another piece of USAID crap

The elusive Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, has admitted receiving a massive grant from USAID:

Yes. We received a grant of 1 billion dollars to fund destabilising the current world order by means of our Great Reboot 2030 program that has been embraced by many leaders around the world.

The aim of the great reboot is simply to kick out anyone who is likely to back the invasion of Mars and to promote worldwide criticism of Elon Musk and his SpaceX and Boring companies.

How does this benefit the USA?

It doesn't. It's a piece of crap. We got it past Biden on one of his 'off' days.

But man has it funded some serious boondoggles in Davos over the years.

Whoooohahahahaha!

He then turned a banana into an avocado using his powers of matter-transference.

Interesting?

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