Thousands of NYC teachers are in line for a payout of over $1 million after winning a class action lawsuit against the city due to bias in a teaching entrance exam.
A spokesperson for their legal representatives - Teechers R Uzz - told FNN:
Our litigants were told that the teaching entrance exam they were to take had only one choice for each question but in fact each question had multiple answers to choose from - sometimes up to 5.
This reduced their ability to correctly guess the answer to the question from 100% to as low as 20%. I think.
Clearly this exam was faulty and the City has agreed to the biggest payout in its history.
Former Australian boarding school master Bill "Flirting" Heslop commented:
In my day you did real exams, with no answers given, not this multiple choice guesswork designed for pansies.
I'm going to be pushing for reparations to compensate me for all those exams I failed through no fault of my own
Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.