Amazon have confirmed that Ben Wallace is to leave politics and head up the new Amazon military hardware division based in Brussels.
The new division is tasked with supplying a wide range of weaponry wherever it is needed to support EU values and the defensive NATO alliance.
A spokesperson for the new Military Enterprise Support & Supply (MESS) division explained:
We think the time is right to expand into supplying military hardware to leverage our exceptional supply chain competencies.
To support Ben and the new division, we have entered into massive arms supply deals with China to ensure a never-ending capability to provision conflicts whereever they may occur.
Please note that military hardware cannot be supplied to minors and is not eligible for Amazon Prime.
EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen told FNN:
We welcome this new Amazon initiative and the tax revenue it will bring to the EU.
But please do not locate the distribution center anywhere near where I live.
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