New Night Trains Announced

Commuters can help to stop climate change

Season ticket holders on British railways will now be offered a new perk by train companies: Night trains!

The new night trains will be parked at disused platforms in mainline termini such as Waterloo and Paddington stations.

Now season ticket holders can sleep on the train so there is no need to go home and return again in the morning.

A spokesperson for new night train company 'Slumberwagons' told FNN:

Our platform-based trains stay put so they do not create any carbon emissions to help with climate change.

There is also no chance of a delay to the service since the train doesn't actually go anywhere.

Passengers can sleep in their seats so they can return to work bright and early the next morning after a quick wash in the station toilets.

At least one compartment per train will be reserved as a 'quiet zone' for non-snorers and a new 'Brekky Buffet' service run by Greggs will offer a bacon roll and a coffee for just £3.50. Bonus!

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