Google Launches Killer Tablet

New tablet has breakthrough feature

Google has announced a new tablet to compete with the likes of Apple's iPad and countless other 'lookylikies'

This new tablet has a killer feature, as a spokesperson explained:

Our new tablet is designed to become the hub for your smart home and can only be bought with its killer feature - a stand!

The stand, which BTW is known as a 'dock' in Silicon Valley, means that you no longer have to lean your tablet up against something or hold it in your hands.

This is big.

Our research indicates that because most people spend all in front of their computer or in bed watching TV, they no longer have the strength to hold anything heavier than a remote or a slice of pizza.

Tech entrepreneur Bill "Gain of Function" Heslop, from Australia's Silicon Billabong located in the Northern Territories told FNN:

I'm ditching my iPad. Who would have thought it? A tablet with a stand.

Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.

The new tablet, which costs $120, can only be purchased with the stand, which costs $798.

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