God Save the Queen, Man

President has Punk-era flashback

Following a speech on gun control in the USA, President Biden ended up by saying God Save the Queen, man.

This confused the crowd because as everyone knows, the Queen is dead.

It was not until the President sparked up a doobie, head butted one of his security detail and began singing Oh we're so pretty, oh so pretty, we're vacant! that it became clear he was in fact making a Sex Pistols reference!

This kicked off a mass pogoing session among White House interns in the crowd who could be heard chanting other lines from the song such as:

I got no reason it's all too much

You'll always find me out to lunch

Don't ask us to attend 'cos we're not all there
Oh don't pretend 'cos I don't care

Sid Vicious was unavailable for comment but Johnny Rotten told FNN:

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? Freedom isn't to do what you want at somebody else's expense.

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