The White House is in uproar after a portrait of the President was unveiled that turned out to be none other than Alfred E Neuman of MAD magazine!
A spokesperson explained:
We believe that Canada was behind switching the original portrait with that of Mr Neuman to cause the President maximum embarassment.
While the President is quite cool about the What Me Worry? title of the new portrait, he was not happy with his depication as a gap-toothed, freckly and sticky-out ears numbskull.
The portrait was painted by British artist Sarah Boardman, and now Trump has unpredictably retaliated by ordering the closure of 52 cafes and 17 stores in the US-owned Morrison's supermarket chain and placing 100% tariffs on anything made in Yorkshire.
He also threatened to annex Bradford and build a Vanessa Woods Signature Golf Course over the city.