Sadly, after a successful coronation in London, King Charles has decided to abdicate as the job is not all it was cracked up to be.
He has sent a letter to the HR department at Buckingham Palace to give them the obligatory 3 months notice.
In a tearful abdication speech, the King told the nation that the reasons for his decision include:
- the crown doesn't fit
- Camilla hates travelling by horse-drawn carriage even if it is net-zero
- he wants to move into the shed in his garden at Highgrove and talk to the plants
- he fears that the sequel to Spare will be worse than the original
This means another multi-million pound coronation will be needed but at least it ensures another bank holiday for his grateful subjects so there is no need to go on strike. Bonus!