Royal Navy Joins the Jetsons

Royal Navy Embraces Jet Packs

The Royal Navy is now testing the use of Jet packs to assist with the fight against piracy on the high seas. The Peter-Pan like ability to fly will undoubtedly prove a thorn in the side of pirate captains with wooden legs and hook hands.

According to the report on the Verge website:

Royal Marines used Gravity Industries’ Jet Suit to conduct a “visit, board, search, and seizure” operation or VBSS. Basically a marine launched from a fast boat tailing the HMS Tamar, flew through the air like a slightly askew Iron Man, and landed on the larger ship, dropping a rope below so their fast boat buddies could climb up and “visit” the simulated enemy vessel.

Able Bodied Jet Seaman Bill "Battler" Heslop told FNN:

These jet packs are the dogs bollocks! Now when we are moored in a harbour, it's easy to strap on a jet pack and zoom off to pick up a six pack and some burgers from the port for the rest of the lads. F**k sight easier than rowing ashore. Result!

Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinny. I'm parched.

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