In a recent interview, when asked about how he could manage so many diverse businesses, Elon Musk confirmed that he is an Alien.
In fact, FNN believes that Elon is actually The Man Who Fell to Earth, Mr Newton, who is trying to get back to his home planet. Like Mr Newton, he has been able to disrupt a number of industries with his patent-busting ideas.
Now it is clear why he has built his secret rocket base at Cape Wrath, Scotland. He is planning to go home to Mars and take a number of earthlings with him to ensure the continuity of the Martian race, whose birthrate has fallen to zero due to the cold putting people off sex.
A spokesperson for the Mysterons commented:
This is the voice of the Mysterons. It was a mistake by Elon to blow his cover but no matter. You cowering earthlings will not stop him in his task to return to Mars with a ship full of foxy babes. OOO...HAHAHAHA!
A spokesperson for Candy Clark commented:
You can tell if he is an alien by checking out if his skin all smooth and sticky, like David's was in the movie. And if he has no doodads. Gross!