As soon as he moved in to the Oval office, one of the first acts of President Biden was to remove Trump's famous "I want a diet coke button" that was placed under his desk.
No longer will visitors be shocked by the arrival of a diet coke when they thought he was pressing the nuclear button and they were expecting the arrival of ICBMs from Russia.
What a prankster Trump was. We'll miss him.
But FNN has learned that there were other buttons that Biden has had removed from beneath his desk that were legacies of other former POTUS occupants of the Oval office.
A white house insider has told FNN that these buttons included:
- The Carter button - to deliver a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
- The Ford button - to tell New York to "Drop Dead"
- The Reagan button - to win one for the gipper
- The Kennedy button - to deliver some "poontag"
- The Clinton button - to deliver an intern
They have all been removed. We wonder what the Biden button will be?
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