In order to prevent further illegal migration from France across the English channel, the Home Secretary has hired the World Aquanaut Security Patrol (WASP) to sink any migrant boats attempting the crossing.
Stingray Captain Troy Tempest has warned potential migrants not to mess with WASP and that they will be sunk on sight once they are located by Phones bionic sonar ears.
FNN tried to get a comment from foxy Marina, currently resting on a rock in Copenhagen harbour, but she is unable to speak.
EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen told FNN:
Stingray's days are numbered. Das Boot is currently on the way back from Gibralter to the North sea and ready to torpedo Tempest's hi-tech tub as soon as you can say "Periskop Hoch!".
We have to find some way to relocate all those migrants Oma Merkel let into Germany. Otherwise the whole country will turned into a kebab shop and our indigenous currywurst industry will be ruined. Vorsprung Durch Teknik!