With the Trump Accounts app, long-term financial security for millions of kids is here. Get tax-advantaged investment accounts for U.S. citizens under 18 by downloading the official Trump Accounts app on the App Store or Google Play.
Let's hope all these kids live to be 18 given the number of wars that the USA could start in the near future.
Trump Accounts are a savings account for young people that is front-loaded with $1000 (if you were born between January 1, 2025 and December 31, 2028) and in which you can invest up to $5000/year and benefit from tax breaks.
Surprisingly the investment does not have to be in Trump cryptocoins.
It's not clear if the children of illegal immigrants seeking the American dream are eligible, but presumably not.
It's another smart way to preserve the Trump name legacy, which seems to be important to the President.
Expect a raft of other announcements like:
- the Melania millinery brand
- the Kushner School for Diplomats
- the Witkoff Russian Experiences agency dedicated to 'creating memories' (co-founder V Putin)
- the J D Vance Evangelical Church for Recently Converted Hillbilly Catholics
- the Rubio - a new brand of Havana-tobacco cigar